[The video begins with the sound of metal hitting metal, with the camera suddenly snapping on--whether it's spite on the Guide's end or a brief malfunction from being slammed is up to interpretation]

[The area seems to be a bathroom of sorts, and an angry elf-analogue Duende can be heard ranting and raving away towards the side ( Read more... )

...All right let's just get this out of the way.

Although I'm not exactly getting my hopes up, if there is anyone from Felcara on the Sif, please let me know.

It would be greatly appreciated to know I'm not the only one who made it.

I have no less than fifty boxes of cookies left over from work.

If anybody wants them, I'll be more than happy to sell for half the original price. Three credits a box.

Is anyone interested?

[The feed starts off with Remus off screen, talking to whoever happens to come across this post]

So, I hear that everyone's dreams are being broadcast and invaded. You have my deepest sympathies. Truly.

Unfortunately, I can't sympathize too much, because I haven't had a dream in I don't know how long!

[The camera seems kind of jittery, and it's ( Read more... )

[There's a clacking sound, as nervous fingers fiddle with a guide, and Remus' face appears on the screen. He's breathing slowly, but heavily, trying to stay calm.]Hello? Can you see me ( Read more... )